The Lonely Island - Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)

Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is here

Oh Great, send him in.

Michael Bolton: Hey guys.

Hey, hi, thanks for coming

Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you

seen those things?

Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.

Michael Bolton: Well, I listened your track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think

you're really gonna dig.

Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?

Michael Bolton: Boys, lets get to it.

Whisper: Here we go.

Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton

YEAAAHH!

The night starts now

Together on the track, the boys are back

The night starts now

Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.

ROLLIN' UP

Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up

YEAH

Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck.

COME ON

Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet

YEAH YEAH

Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.

THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS

What?

A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S

BREEZE.

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club

Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love

KIERA KNIGHTLY

Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner

Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner

JACK SPARROW

Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",

More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy"

YEAH YEAH!

All dressed up with nowhere to run,

And now I make you feel crazy with the…

NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:

FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE

Nooo

OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.

HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF

(yeah…uh huh)

THE JESTER OF TORTUGA

(oh God)

BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?

Yeah, we've seen the movie

Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on

CAPTAIN JACK

What?

JOHNNY DEPP

No

From the front to the back say we count stacks come on

DAVY JONES

Nope

GIANT SQUID

Wrong

Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up

ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM

Wait--

LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP

(Not better)

THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE

(Come on!)

OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME

(Nooo, God)

THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE

(close enough)

YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED

THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA

CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS

(Take it home!)

GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED

THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!

Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

YOU COMPLETE ME!

Yup, yeah, ok….