Jack White - Sixteen Saltines

She's got stickers on her locker

And the boy's number's there in magic marker

I'm hungry and the hunger will linger

I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers

Well, every morning I deliver the news

Black hat, white shoes, and I'm red all over

She's got a big mailbox that she puts up front

Garbage in,

Garbage out,

She's getting what she wants

Who's jealous?

Who's jealous?

Who's jealous?

Who's jealous of who?

If I get busy then i couldn't care less what you do

But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else

Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you

Spiked heels make a hole in a lifeboat

Jumping away when I'm talking and laughing as we float

I hear a whistle, that's how I know she's home

Lipstick, eyelash, broke mirror, broken home

Force fed, force mixed till I drop dead

You can’t defeat her, when you meet her you’ll get what I said

And Lord knows there's a method to her madness

But the Lord jokes as I float in a sea of sadness

She doesn't know but when she's gone I'll sit and drink up a few

And I'm sure she's drinkin too, but wondering what for and who

And I'm solo rowin'. I'm one side of the boat.

Looking out, throwing up, a lifesaver down my throat

Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who? [x3]