If you got a sweet tooth,
You can taste my watermelons
If the swing set bores you
I can show you all my talents
I can wear a tail, like all the b-tches can't
You can have all this, boy!
And there's only one thing that I want from you
Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It's so fantastical, on your bicycle
We can get a little more physical
Baby, after all, it's only natural
I feel it comin', comin', comin'
I feel it runnin', runnin', runnin'
Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It's so fantastical, I'm your bicycle
You want to ride my bicycle
You want to ride my bike
If the world starts freezing,
I can make it hot and humid
If you get a bee-sting,
I can suck out all the poison
I can make you last,
Like all the b-tches can't
Have I made it clear, boy?
There's only one thing that I want from you
Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It's so fantastical, I'm your bicycle
We can get a little more physical
Baby, after all, it's only natural
I feel it comin', comin', comin'
I feel it runnin', runnin', runnin'
Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It's so fantastical, I'm your bicycle
I'm only f-cking with you
F-ck you for thinking it's true
I'm not like the sluts in this town
They make me blehh in my mouth
I wanna ride on your bike
Cause you're the boy that I like
It's like I'm a sell out for you
But your bike's so shiny and new
She's distracted, by my reflectors, man,
I can tell the chick is attracted
My wheels spoke to her, my Schwinn is a chick magnet
Bagging up chicks like a bag of chips
With a bag of prophylactics as big as Mick Jagger lips
Shagging's not something
I'm a pro at, but I ain't practicing sh-t Allen, Iverson has safe sex, condoms are for practice, man, I skip practice
Flip backwards while I flip this bike on its banana seat
My fantasy is to have you land where the kick-stand is
Got this b-tch gagging, they call me the broad killer
I'm the cousin of Godzilla
Cause I spit fire and my dick is draggin'
Zig zaggin' up the avenue, pulling these chicks in my antagonist
Waggin', screamin'
Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It's so fantastical, on your bicycle
We can get a little more physical
Baby, after all, it's only natural
Yeah? I feel it comin', comin', comin'
I feel it runnin', runnin', runnin'
Come on, let me ride your bicycle
It's so fantastical, I'm your bicycle
You want to ride my bicycle
You want to ride my bike